A teetotaler is seated next to a rock star on a flight to Ohio. After the plane takes off, the musician orders a whiskey and soda.
"And the same for you?" the flight attendant asks the teetotaler.
"I'd rather be tied up and ravaged by crazed women than let liquor touch my lips," he snorts.
"Here," says the rocker, handing back his drink. "I didn't know we had a choice."
Enjoy!
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